sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via funkkybuddha)

ruinedchildhood:

Hopefully Ariana wakes up by the third album

(via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1407900004

ruinedchildhood:

Hopefully Ariana wakes up by the third album

(via ruinedchildhood)

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

(Source: solarcrashx, via best--mistake)

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

(via best--mistake)

radical-illusion:

am I the only one that didn’t know that bae meant before anyone else, and just thought that someone had a typo while spelling babe and just thought fuck it

(Source: radical-illusion, via best--mistake)

(Source: buddhabrot, via poi-sins)

susie1x1:

Robin Williams recorded his dialogue for the Genie at the same time - and across the street from - the filming of Schindler’s List, one of the most depressing movies of all time.

After he was done every day, Robin would go across the street to cheer up the cast of Schindler and make them laugh with recordings of his improvised material from that day.

I just thought you all might want to know that story.

(via funkkybuddha)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

image

#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

(Source: moreissues--thanvogue, via supremejetage)

Timestamp: 1407726689

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

image

#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

(Source: moreissues--thanvogue, via supremejetage)

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

(via pls-and-thank)

(Source: weheartit.com, via manipulate)

miraguey:

fouronthefloor2:

what a time to be alive

image

(Source: fouronthefloor, via ma-jestically)

Timestamp: 1407294192

miraguey:

fouronthefloor2:

what a time to be alive

image

(Source: fouronthefloor, via ma-jestically)

*pushes back selfie release date*

(Source: highkeygay, via kingsleyyy)