teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
you know whats better than a mozerella stick?
37 mozzarella sticks
am I the only one that didn’t know that bae meant before anyone else, and just thought that someone had a typo while spelling babe and just thought fuck it
Robin Williams recorded his dialogue for the Genie at the same time - and across the street from - the filming of Schindler’s List, one of the most depressing movies of all time.
After he was done every day, Robin would go across the street to cheer up the cast of Schindler and make them laugh with recordings of his improvised material from that day.
I just thought you all might want to know that story.
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college