so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
People will make any excuse to post old pictures of themselves. Flashback Friday, Throwback Thursday, Wayback Wednesday, That was Tuesday, ‘Memba That Monday, Second Grade Sunday, Sperm me Saturday.
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.