(Source: man-and-camera.com, via uhstop)

(Source: c0caino, via s3nsuality)

are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

(via peskytimepirate)

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)

(via florescka)

4nimalparty:

Stetind (by Astrid.)

(via untoldreams)

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

(via yourmyyykryptonite)

doctorandhisponds:

Bless you Nickelodeon

(Source: bethany-annabella, via lost-inthe-tardis)

  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

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